![]() After that, it’s back to the whole Alpha Bitch Record File thing they brought up earlier. We get a montage of them getting their fundraising money, as well as the extra cash. They get what they want from the next lady but Isabella has her give up a few extra bucks for osme other charity Jamie has never heard of. You cut off sucks but you say panties? They even said “Freaking” during the last song. This old lady here isn’t helpful as she only gives them clothes. Jamie and Isabella must go to people and raise money for the Jump thing. I haven’t read the books but I can tell you they didn’t have random songs! The first one was the one to have any kind of impact on the plot.Īnyway, Carol gets an office job at school and they drop that to move on to the next scene. Seriously, this is our 3rd song and we’re only 25 minutes in. Okay, for a movie that liked slamming High School Musical, it certainly wants to be it really badly! So she decides to sign up so she can show up the Alpha Bitch and stick up for average people everywhere. “Hudson basically declared his undying love for me!” Hudson pops up and says Jamie would do well in the Jump-a-Thon which Jamie takes pretty well. After they hang out a bit, we go back to school for some “lol school food sucks” jokes. Now I’m getting more Judy Moody flashbacks. Later, Jamie is visited by her Aunt Carol who is apparently pretty and wonderful. But this just tells Jamie that everyone’s deep secrets are kept in a folder, and this gives her an awful idea. Somehow, this turns into him tell Jamie that Isabella is a bad influence. So did they cut art as part of an evil plan to get people to join the jump thing so they can win money? Jamie talks to the assistant principal about all this, and he just suggest signing up for the jump thing. The school is entering some Jump-a-thon thing and the winner gets a lot of money. ![]() ![]() And of course, this does include the art program. “School is supposing to prepare you for real life which also really su-“Īfter more weird imagine spots, we cut to the next day as the students are being informed that certain things are being cut to budget cuts. We cut to that night at home, as we get some “lol moms can’t cook” jokes. It’s in an imagine spot which makes me think she does this often. Both songs are kind of catchy I guess but…still. I was not informed this would be a musical. Speaking of which, we GET another one! Yeah, in class she starts thinking about how average looking people are down in the dumps and she thinks they should band together. We also introduced to the Alpha Bitch again which makes that song pointless. This is basically used to tell us info we could have found out in a better way, such as that Isabella is weird and Jamie hates the alpha bitch.Īlso, this thing has like a million executive producers.Īfter the song, she goes to school where we are introduced the other characters in the proper way, such as her crush Hudson. We then get the real opening sequence, as we see her getting ready as she tells us not to read her diary and whatnot. When you think you’ve got a problem, And your life is full of doubt, Remember in the scheme of things, our life just doesn’t count… “I need to figure out the meaning of life” She goes to tell us that she is an artist and her best friend is Isabella. The movie wastes no time as it starts with our main character, Jamie Kelly, introducing herself in front of a green screen. So let’s see if someone can get into this, if it’s any good, or if this a case of an adaptation that pleases no one. It’s bound to turn out better than Judy Moody at any rate. So I’m more or less going into this blind, as I have little knowledge of the books. It’s written and directed by people who have done nothing, and I’ve never heard of any of the actors. But it must not be that popular, because it got a low budget thing that premiered on the Hallmark channel and went straight to Netflix.īecause of this, I can’t much info on it. Since it is popular, it naturally warranted a movie. My mind thought of a Junie B Jones meets wimpy Kid kind of thing. ![]() Each book is written in the first person view of a middle school girl named Jamie Kelly. Wikipedia says it a series of children’s novels by Jim Benton. I knew it existed, I just didn’t care about reading it. Which is shocking because it is based on a “popular” children’s book series. I don’t have a whole to set up due to the fact that no one knows anything about this film. It doesn’t have a Wikipedia page so you know it’s good! I didn’t find the movie I wanted to cover, so once again I picked a random thing off Netflix. I will never be the same.ĭear Dumb Diary is property of Walden Media. Dear Diary, today I watched a movie where meatloaf sings.
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